New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
O’sha.
Obviously
THAT’S PERFECT
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS
That’s my goddess. 👍🏻
May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.
And good steel. Always good steel.
May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong
what does O’sha mean? :O
OSHA is the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. It’s part of the department of labor and who sets up the workplace safety stuff, does inspections, etc, and is who you call when your employer is practicing unsafe techniques.
I’m in love with using the name O’sha as a goddess’s name for such a being.
Praise O’sha and may you never be told to go up a ladder on your own. Or work with sub-grade materials.
Mind your MSDS or O’sha gonna come after your ass with steel whips and a gajillion lawsuits
Those who displease Her are struck down with the dreaded Fines and Liability Lawsuits.
May her steel be forever strong.
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