Achilles: I don’t have any weakness. I’m a demi god. I’m perfect. I’m a flawless warrior. No flaw, no weakness, no love. Manly man. MY WEAKNESS IS NONE.
Odysseus: Don’t be like that kid, love is beautiful. You will love someone someday…
Achilles: Nope no nah I think the fuck not. I will never love anyone and make the same mistakes like previous heroes.
[Patroclus walks by]
Achilles: [trips over himself, falls on the ground, pushes odysseus, accidentally starts a fire, people & animals running for their lives…]
Achilles: MY NAMe iS gAY
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