thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

godizilla-daedalus725:

vampireapologist:

the-skys-rim:

vampireapologist:

calling the vampire who turned you “master,” “maker,” “sire,”: weird, sorta yucky, super dated, it’s out

calling the vampire who turned you “daddy,” “vladdy,” “Extremely Rude,”: innovative, fun, it’s in

I think I prefer sire, daddy is …. Uncomfortable

unfortunately this has been decided by the council and it won’t be changed for another 1000 years :/

See this is why you should use my Services to become a vampire

i responded looking for a wholesome vampire dad and you never got back to me so

I’m calling myself out on this one before anyone else can.

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