pluxam:

anyway here are some random embarrassing facts/stories about the paladins:

• hunk failed the driving test the first time for driving too slowly
• in every picture of the holts’ trip to disney, pidge is crying because she’s scared of the character mascots
• shiro once lost his trunks at a water park and had to do the Walk Of Shame with two tubes covering him. they were transparent
• he wouldn’t call it fear, but keith has an……acute discomfort around the movie happy feet
• allura was the lead of a play in primary school but she got such bad stage fright on show day she tried to say her line and threw up
• hunk reluctantly went to a baseball game with friends and got hit in the face with a stray. he was on the sports channel for weeks
• after hundreds of lessons on diplomacy and grace, allura arrives for her first meeting, trips on a step and falls flat on her face
• lance is 100% the person to accidentally scream urethra instead of eureka
• he also peed his pants in his first haunted house 😦
• pidge went to school once not realizing matt had drawn all over her face while she was sleeping. she looked great with a sharpie mustache and big glasses
• shiro was staying over at a friends house once and tried to tell him about a muheardtual friend procrastinating a huge school project. the mom, however only little takashi say “she’s getting fuuuuucked tonight”
• lance once had some…..bowel issues at school and rushed to a stall to fix it. not only did the stall not lock but the intensity at which he slammed the door in a hurry to release himself was enough for the door to open completely, for the whole boys bathroom to see
• ive made a post about it here, but when allura first got her ears pierced she genuinely thought she’d gone deaf
• how was keith supposed to know you can’t feed a dog chocolate. How. it wasn’t in the instructions that were left when he was dog sitting