targuzzler:

theres this old lady at my work who is a homophobe so sometimes i think gay thoughts AT her. like she’ll be looking away thinking about how great it would be if there was a special bingo racism edition or something and ill look at the back of her old ass nanny mcphee ass head and think “i like men, does that scare you? does that piss you off? no, because you dont even know. im being so gay right now and you dont even know. you cant imagine the scale.” it works for me