Butch culture is flirting via cooking.
Look I’m just saying that if I say something like “Hey, what kind of foods do you like? You should totally come over and I can make something for you.”, it means I like you in a lesbian fashion.
Why are there so many of you in the tags being like “You blew my cover!” and “Don’t tell!” and stuff. Like…what’s the point of flirting if y’all are trying to keep it a secret? I’m talking about ways that we let women we know that we like them in a romantic-potential kind of way! It’s not supposed to be some top secret shit locked in a briefcase that you try to act like you’re not carrying around. I mean like I WANT this word to spread because we need to end this thing we’ve got in lesbian culture where I know SO many girls who have like…gone out on several dates and one of them’s been like “Do…you like me?” WE WANT THEM TO KNOW WE’RE FLIRTING WITH THEM.
If I’m inviting you, and no one else, over to my house for food that I am preparing, it means I’ve caught the lesbian feels. Like I want everyone to know that. And like…if I make from-scratch eggplant parmesan by myself and it’s in the oven/ready when you get there? Just like…feel free to call the U-Haul company any time you want because YOU HAVE MY FULL LESBIAN ATTENTION.
“Don’t tell” for fuck’s sake. This is why so many of us don’t have girlfriends.
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