chloeniccole:

brucewaynesgirlfriend:

chloeniccole:

brucewaynesgirlfriend:

chloeniccole:

Dear Intern,

Can you please go Windex the bathroom mirrors (particularly the one to the left because that’s my favorite) so that I can take selfies in there during my break? I just Doordashed some wine so you have around half an hour to finish up thank you so much xoxo

-Chloë the Receptionist

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Dear Miss Chloë,

I will do it as soon as I’m done re-tiling the hallway and posting the Meevscorp word of the day. I will need to fix my desk first (the legs fell off again) but that should only take a few minutes.

P.S. Can I please be allowed to use the Ambien dispenser in the bathroom?

Thanks,

Claire (the Intern)

Dear Intern,

Thanks you’re so sweet love you! 

P.S. You’re going to have to ask the boss about the Ambien dispenser seeing as I am only in charge of the front desk jar xo 

-Chloë the Receptionist

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Dear Miss Chloë,

What would you say is the best way to get in touch with the boss? He hasn’t been in his office in weeks and I’m not allowed to have his email address or phone number. Does he have a P.O. box I could contact him at? I’m getting very frustrated and HR hasn’t returned my calls either. I really would rather not be forced to go out and get a prescription for Ambien when the company could provide me with it.

Thanks,

Claire (the Intern)

Dear Intern,

Haha! You’re so funny. Jenna the Secretary is always talking to him since she’s the secretary so you could ask her but usually when I want to get in touch with him I put an anonymous note on the bulletin board or I Snapchat him. If you do a good job cleaning the mirrors I’ll maybe place an Ambien on the floor that you can try to pick up with your tongue later when you finish doing the tiling in the hall xo

-Chloë the Receptionist

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