The signs as Wikihow Article Titles

dankmeme-astrology:

Aries: How to cope with having no friends

Taurus: 3 ways to join the mafia

Gemini: How to be a good telemarketer: 7 steps

Cancer: How to become a commercial pilot

Leo: How to wear orange lipstick

Virgo: How to make a baby laugh

Libra: How to model for Playboy

Scorpio: How to attract bats to your backyard

Sagittarius: How to fake your own death

Capricorn: How to pronounce ‘meme’

Aquarius: How to exorcise your house or dwelling

Pisces: How to breed beef cattle

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