gfs:
am I hallucinating
pack it up everyone! gumballs over
can someone caption this
Anais: [first bit of sentence is cut off] What is that, a website?
Darwin: It’s more like a bare knuckle fight to see who’s the most tolerant person on the Internet.
Anais: Why? Isn’t tolerance about being philanthropic? (makes That Face)
Darwin: [high pitched laughing]
Anais, angrily: What?
Darwin: Just thinkin’ about wiener dogs. But yeah, no. Tolerance on the Internet these days is more about destroying people in an argument.
Gumball: [wakes up] I know Tongue-fu.
Anais: Show me.
Gumball: [clocks Anais with his tongue]
[Cut to]
Carmen, snottily: Have you ever tried whole grain bread? It’s far better for you.
Gumball: Not everyone can afford organic stores, Carmen. Maybe you should CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.
[light beam with loud discordant noise, students screaming as they fall]
Carmen: I just meant that eating too much processed food is a big factor in weight gain and I-
Gumball, speaking with a raspy voice: And what? Big people shouldn’t be proud of who they are?
Carmen: Uh! No, of course not. I mean, ask your doctor he will tell you-
Gumball: He? Why would you assume the doctor is a he? Is it because you assume a woman can’t be a doctor?
[Carmen screams as she falls against the pillar]
Carmen, quietly: What is this?
Gumball: I have studied the martial ways of the social justice warrior. Fight me in an argument if you dare. Perish under the sword of my self righteousness.
Carmen: But Gumball, exploiting those powers to win some petty argument will just hurt the cause of the people who really need our help.
Gumball, with his normal voice: Wait, no! My powers!
Carmen: Instead of fighting, why don’t we just hug it out?
Gumball: Wait! Stop! What are you doing?
Carmen: I forgive you.
Gumball: No! The shame attack! It’s all coming back at meee!!
[Gumball screams as he crashes through the wall]
Gumball: And I can’t even be angry about it.
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