zanabism:

gecko-girl:

zanabism:

princesspeppers:

zanabism:

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

😦

awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry 

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