Type one english teacher: really relaxed, makes bad jokes about literature, EXTRA CREDIT, essays but on fun stuff, always seems a little bit high, basically no structure to class

Type two english teacher: loses their mind if you call them anything other than “Dr”, 10 page essays on bullshit like grapes of wrath single spaced, always early to class, perpetually tight lipped, loves shakespeare and greek tragedies, has diploma from Sort Of Prestigious college framed on wall