bobavader:

hoenn’s similarities with florida are frighting because 

• florida has a tropical climate and many port cities just like hoenn
• florida is home to rick scott, who is evil. hoenn has evil teams also
• florida is governed by large creatures who are color coded red, blue and green (mickey mouse, shamu and shrek) who are in constant war with each other over territory and power in the region 
• florida has orbs that hold great significance (oranges)