eggrollie:

clish:

youre kidding me

OH SHIT YALL I MADE THIS 

a while back i had an etsy store selling miniature food art.. you may have seen the miniature versions of the will it soup soups that i made a few weeks ago…. anyway i made a none pizza as a joke for myself one night and it fucking BLEW UP……. my store was a central trading hub for the internet for WEEKS and i was hunched over my desk all night every night hand placing little chunks of meat on every single one… 14 meats per pizza…. for wweeeeeeeeekkkksss and i would take huge batches of packages to the post office before culinary school every day……. and then GET THIS…………… fucking steve molaro contacts me and is like HEY! IM THE BLOGGER WHO ORDERED THE ORIGINAL NONE PIZZA!!!!!!!!! and i was like oh shit im so starstruck lmao I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS AN ACTUAL CELEB HE WROTE FOR ICARLY AND THE BIG BANG THEORY AND SHIT I HAD   N O   I D E A anyway he was like can i have one of your necklaces and i was like heck yeah im totally profiting off of your intellectual property here dude you for sure can have one………….. except i FORGOT ABOUT IT……………………. FOR MONTHS and   i only remembered because my friends and i were going to SDCC and he was going to be there and i was like holy crap what if he recognizes me and decks me in the goddamn face      so i broke out all of my supplies and whipped one up for him and sent it. and thats the story of how i personally let down steve molaro