- aries: leave your stupid comments in your pocket
- taurus: oh hai mark
- gemini: i already ordered a pizza
- cancer: i got the results of the test back. i definitely have breast cancer.
- leo: anyway, how is your sex life?
- virgo: ha ha ha what a story, mark
- libra: hai doggie
- scorpio: you, you’re just a chicken. cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!
- sagittarius: oh hai, johnny. i didn’t know it was you.
- capricorn: everybody betrayed me! i’m fed up with this world!
- aquarius: i’m tired, i’m wasted…i love you, darling!
- pisces: YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA
the signs as lines from “the room”
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